{"id":35,"date":"2012-06-29T17:23:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/campusportal.com.ng\/unn-edu.info\/2012\/06\/dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-5-never-attach-yourself.html"},"modified":"2018-02-11T09:35:25","modified_gmt":"2018-02-11T08:35:25","slug":"dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-5-never-attach-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unn-edu.info\/2012\/06\/dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-5-never-attach-yourself.html","title":{"rendered":"Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 5-Never Attach Yourself]"},"content":{"rendered":"
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To lighten up your weekend, let’s continue the\u00a0<\/em>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion\u00a0\u00a0series….
\nTo better follow the series, read the earlier parts on the following links;\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0<\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 4 Math 111]<\/a>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 3- Hunger Nah Bad Ting]<\/a><\/em>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 DairyOf A Great Jambite Lion [Part 2 A Girl Named Jewel]<\/a><\/em><\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em><\/span>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 1: Welcome To School]<\/a><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

So it\u2019s end of semester, and it time to go home. By this time I had gone home twice already cos of strike,\u00a0but this one was the end of semester and I was pretty much cleaned dry. By time I calculated how much\u00a0I had with me, and how far it can take me, I decided that maybe entering bus at obollo afor rather than\u00a09th mile will save me money. If you\u2019re from the east and u go up to the north you\u2019ll understand why.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyways, I calculated. Bus to obollo afor, bus to jos, and okada to the house. Money should reach right\u00a0on point.
\nI get to obollo afor, at about 10pm at night and the place is even more alive than in the day time. It\u2019s\u00a0like the place jumps off at night or something. Me and one my guys that\u2019s also a jos boy, get there and\u00a0start waiting for a bus heading to jos. Not long after we were standing on the road, 2 babes walk up to\u00a0us and say \u201chey fine boys. Me and my friend want to show you something.\u201d Me being the JJC that I am,\u00a0thought it was someone selling akara or fried yam so I said no thank you, we don chop already. Babe\u00a0responded \u201cnot that one, this one *pointing to her crocth*\u201d. Ah! Omo see o. I had never seen a real life\u00a0prostitute before then, and it was just crazy how bold they were. Me and my guy just said abeg o. We\u00a0no do, and just laughed it off. Konji no hook like that abeg, and that environment was not the sexiest of\u00a0places.
\nAnyways, bus lands, and it\u2019s time to hop on. Conductor started calling price, and then it hit me. Omo I\u00a0no get money complete o. Neither does my guy. After begging and arguing with conductor we\u00a0realized we had no choice but to enter attachment. Last bus for the night and if we no enter, nah sleep\u00a0we go sleep for obollo afor.
\nNow when it comes to attachment there are different levels. There\u2019s sitting on the small bench in the\u00a0middle isle, sitting on someone\u2019s bag, and lastly standing with holding on to the rail. Of course as luck\u00a0would have it, it was only the standup attachment left. So me and my guy had no choice but to do that.
\nThis is by far the worst journey I have ever been on, and I hope it stays that way. Imagine standing in a\u00a0bus (naija night bus for that matter) for 8 hours and hanging on to a rail. I mean the thing was pure hell.\u00a0By the time we got to jos, I couldn\u2019t bring my arm all the way down cos it had been raised for so long.\u00a0At some point I had to sit down on the floor, until one woman shouted at me for leaning on her bag of\u00a0tomatoes.
\nWe get to Jos at about 5am, and the only thing left to do is get home. I don\u2019t know if you\u2019ve been to Jos\u00a0during hamattan season, but it is dusty as the sahara desert. Imagine riding okada, carry your load, at\u00a0about 5am, with that dusty cold wind blowing in your face. By the time I knocked on the house door, I\u00a0looked like I had just finished working at a cement factory. Face, mustache, eye brow, eye lashes, lips\u00a0and everything were ashy white\u2026. And I still couldn\u2019t put my arms all the way down comfortably.
\nJesus Christ! I cant suffer this kind suffer again o. Lai Lai\u2026 but something made me feel better. Another of\u00a0my guys got to obollo afor even later than we did, with no money and ended up entering gwongoro with\u00a0the mallams and their cows. Yes! It gets that bad for some folks.
\nBut more humiliating was what was going to happen to me when I got back to school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"… (0 comment)<\/a><\/span>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[32,13],"tags":[71],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nDairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 5-Never Attach Yourself]<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" 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