{"id":33,"date":"2012-06-29T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/campusportal.com.ng\/unn-edu.info\/2012\/06\/dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-7-bloody-civilian.html"},"modified":"2018-02-11T09:36:29","modified_gmt":"2018-02-11T08:36:29","slug":"dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-7-bloody-civilian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unn-edu.info\/2012\/06\/dairy-of-a-great-jambite-lion-part-7-bloody-civilian.html","title":{"rendered":"Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 7- Bloody Civilian]"},"content":{"rendered":"
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To lighten up your weekend, let’s continue the\u00a0<\/em>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion\u00a0\u00a0series….
\nTo better follow the series, read the earlier parts on the following links;\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0<\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 6- Machete For Exam]<\/a><\/em><\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 5-Never Attach Yourself]<\/a><\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 4 Math 111]<\/a>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 3- Hunger Nah Bad Ting]<\/a><\/em>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 DairyOf A Great Jambite Lion [Part 2 A Girl Named Jewel]<\/a><\/span>
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>Dairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 1: Welcome To School]<\/a><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

So after that experience with the <\/span>exam attack<\/span>, I was like, Lai Lai. Me and Cult shall not be friends. I would mind my business and just give them chance abeg. Me I no want.\u00a0I had some friends who I kinda knew had blended but I didn\u2019t judge. Just not my thing.<\/span><\/p>\n

But then one day, something will test me to the point that I almost vexed and said I must do my own.
\nOne day one of my friends, let\u2019s call her M4, and I decided to go buy suya near SUB (Student Union Building). M4 and I always\u00a0hung out\u00a0and her boyfriend at the time didn\u2019t send. We were all cool, so it was no biggie. Now m4 nah halfcast babe so we used to call her flourescent light cos she would just stick out\u00a0among\u00a0us regular darker naija peeps. Plus she always attracted attention of toasters cos she was a fine babe also.
\nSo that day now, we\u2019re walking to towards SUB from somewhere I can\u2019t remember and shortly before we get to SUB one guy just calls me \u201cBros. How far?\u201d It was dark so I couldn\u2019t really see him so I stopped to see who he was. M4 probably didn\u2019t notice that I stopped so she just continued to SUB.
\nWhen I got close enough to see the guy, and knowing that I didn\u2019t recognize him, I just replied \u201chow far bros?\u201d. Dude just goes straight to the point and asked \u201cwetin u dey do with my babe?\u201d
\nNow at this I\u2019m looking at dude like, this bros is not well o. I know M4\u2032s bobo and he\u2019s certainly not this guy. So I tell him \u201cBros no dey misyarn now, no be ur babe be dat. I know her bobo well well.\u201d
\nApparently that was not the best of things to say. Dude looks at me like what audacity do I have and replies \u201cso u talk say I dey misyarn. U open ur mouth talk say I dey misyarn!! You dey call me liar!!\u201d At that moment, you know how in the movies you see people appear from the dark? I swear like 3 other guys just literally appeared from the dark. \u201cSo you talk say our boss dey misyarn?\u201d one of them said.
\nBefore I could even open my mouth to say anything, na so slap land my face. Tawai!! *Yes it sounded like that* Tawai!! Now as a guy, the worst thing another guy can do to you is slap you or spit in your face. I\u2019d rather have taken a punch. But then I looked up and saw those 4 guys. Eyes red as who knows what, and I thought to myself, maybe this is the time to use your head small, cos the first thing I was about to do was swing a punch. But I didn\u2019t. Somehow the liver I had in my body decided to fail.
\nOne guy just shouted \u201cVamoose from here before we finish you here! Bloody civilian!\u201d And like the liverless boy that I was at that moment, I just hailed one okada and hopped my slapped ass back to Zik\u2019s flats. The whole ride I was just silent.
\nWhen I got home, I just sat in my room thinking \u201cBloody Civilian!\u2026 Me? Bloody Civilian.\u201d My mind at that moment was to find how me I was going to do my own back, and I was ready to ask my guy. It didn\u2019t make it any better that M4 came to the hostel later on and started raking. \u201cHow can they do that? Who do they think they are?\u201d I\u2019m looking at M4 like \u00a0\u201dNa because of you I chop slap this night o, and you\u2019re coming here to make noise.\u201d *hiss*\u2026 Please just shift.
\nBut instead of letting my blood boil too much, I drank one bottle of star, and slept. The next morning I climbed bike and went for morning mass, and prayed for God\u2019s protection while in school. One good decision I made.
\nWe Thank God for Jesus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"… (0 comment)<\/a><\/span>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[32,13],"tags":[71],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nDairy Of A Great Jambite Lion [Part 7- Bloody Civilian]<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" 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